Learn anything this week?

Things I learned this week:

 

Never wear a white shirt when you eat spaghetti.

 

Running the AC in your car does not increase gas consumption.

 

If you feed a squirrel, he is yours for life.

 

Weeds tend to grow wild in hot weather.

 

All workers smile when they leave work.

 

You don’t have to go on a trip to go on vacation.

 

When you screw something up, you get more attention than when you don’t.

 

The margaritas on ladies night are watered down.

 

A power outage is just as bad in the summer, as in the winter.

 

There is nothing good on TV.

 

Never give a friend advice about a relationship.

 

If you are working, Fridays can be just as long as Mondays.

 

Don’t wear a bra that doesn’t fit right.

 

Laugh often, and mostly, at yourself.

 

And finally: Learn something new every day.

 

 

 

Wolf

 

 

 

 

 

 

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