Tidbits from yesterday:
I did not wear a jacket/sweater for the first time this year. The temp soared to 70 degrees in Pennsylvania. However, I left a fur coat in the back seat…. just in case.
This morning it is 38 degrees.
A man wearing rose colored glasses walked into a bar. They definitely were pink. He says orange. A much larger guy asked him how his liver was holding up. Several other people also threw jabs at him. Moral of the story: You are what you wear.
When taking allergy medication, read the fine print. If it says PM or night time, and you took it during the day, you need new glasses.
Wine gets you tipsy faster than beer.
Bathing a cat is not recommended, if you value your life.
Getting a “final notice” from AARP makes me wonder if they know something and just aren’t telling me.
Construction on the interstate: Take the old interstate to avoid traffic jams. Instead of one jam, now there are two. Guess which one is moving faster?
Do not go on a diet if you live in NE Pennsylvania. The hawk population has exploded and they are diving down to pick up puny looking critters.
Gotta go eat a few doughnuts now, to ward off the hawks.