“Oh shoot. I have to go to work tomorrow. And I know that Dildo will not let me in.”

“What the hell are you talking about Wolf?”

“The goose. Minnie. That damn goose.”

“Huh?”

“I have told you a million times. You don’t listen to me. That goose is patrolling the parking lot. He hisses and squawks and gets wild when you try to get into the building.”

“Oh, for silly. Just walk past him.”

“No. You don’t understand. Dildo and Dodo are having babies. And he is very protective. He stands there, night and day, guarding the eggs. He is out of control. I am afraid to get out of the car. He is wild.”

“That is ridiculous. A harmless goose. You should see a shrink.”

“Well my dear. You don’t have to walk by that beast. He stands in the middle of the parking lot and waits for me. And as soon as he sees me, he attacks.”

“You know what? I am going with you tomorrow. I have to see this.”

“No way. I am not putting you in harms way. This is not funny. That goose is controlling the whole building. I told my supervisor that if she needed a replacement, get the goose. He is “In Charge.”

“I suppose you are the only one he attacks.”

“All right. Let’s go down there right now. I will show you what he is like.”

When the girls entered the parking lot, Dildo was standing on one leg.

“What the hell, Minnie. He thinks he is a flamingo. I swear, this is one crazy goose.”

Minnie got out of the car. The goose immediately approached her, hissing and squawking and flapping his wings. Minnie raced back to the car.

“Oh my God, Wolf. What the heck is wrong with that goose? He thinks he owns this place.”

“Yep. Now you know what I have to face tomorrow morning. I may have to take vacation until the babies are born.”

At that moment, 4 crows circled Dodo. Dildo flew up in a frenzy and chased them away. The crows flew away, waiting for another chance to get to those goose eggs.

“Those awful crows. How could they? You know what Minnie? Get my beebee gun. Let’s get those crows. How dare they try to get those babies?”

“Yes! But…. How about tomorrow morning? Dildo will get you.”

“Who cares? I will put up with his shenanigans, until the babies are born. I love that Dildo. What a father!”

Wolf

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