Suggestions from the suggestion box

Can we have Christmas off this year? Please?

Someone stole my lunch from the refrigerator. Can you do an investigation? And when you find the son of a bitch that did it, I would appreciate it if you would let me know. I want to kick his/her ass.

When is the next drug test?

The water coolers are always empty. I need my vodka, I mean, my water to make it through the day.

I think you need to fire (name deleted). She stinks.

Can someone please pick up the dead bats in the warehouse?

I have done some research and have found that pets make you feel calm. I would like to recommend that we are allowed to bring our pets to work. It would not be an expense to the company, except for the wee wee pads.

Can we take up a collection for me? I am broke.

How many weeks of vacation do I get? I have been with the company for 3 weeks.

Why do we have to kiss our boss’s ring when we ask him a question?

Face book is banned from my computer. Please get IT on it immediately.

I hate it when my boss wakes me up. Come on. Everyone needs a nap during the day.

Is it ok to store beer in the lockers? If yes, thank you. If no, I hate you.

I have put several suggestions in the box. All of them the same. I get no answers. One last time: Can I get a ride in the golf cart?



Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s