Learn anything this week?
July 20, 2013 
Things I learned this week:
Never wear a white shirt when you eat spaghetti.
Running the AC in your car does not increase gas consumption.
If you feed a squirrel, he is yours for life.
Weeds tend to grow wild in hot weather.
All workers smile when they leave work.
You don’t have to go on a trip to go on vacation.
When you screw something up, you get more attention than when you don’t.
The margaritas on ladies night are watered down.
A power outage is just as bad in the summer, as in the winter.
There is nothing good on TV.
Never give a friend advice about a relationship.
If you are working, Fridays can be just as long as Mondays.
Don’t wear a bra that doesn’t fit right.
Laugh often, and mostly, at yourself.
And finally: Learn something new every day.
Wolf
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