How you doing?
How’s your day going?
How do you answer any of those questions?
Shaking? Yeah. I had a few too many last night.
Happening? Uhm. Life? What did I miss?
Behaving? Sure. (wink wink) You idiot!
Sup? Up yours.
Doing? Every chance I get.
Hey? What the hell? Were you born a goof? Or just act like one?
How’s your day? Day? Hell, I don’t even know what day it is. Is it still July?
Small talk? Or just our way of greeting one another?
Let’s be honest.
OMG. Did you have a stroke or what?
Did you know your butt is hanging out of your pants?
I love you too. What’s your name again?
Got any weed?
Shut up Pat!