Hello, fellow employees, coworkers, comrades and zombies:
Halloween is coming. Have you decided on your costume?
I took a survey today to see who will be wearing what…. and here are the results.
Pat: Duct tape on her mouth. Her costume? The one and only shut up Pat.
Beaver: A black sweater, with holes, and black pants. Her costume? A Beaver who chomped on her sweater and saved a tree.
Erica: A black and white hounds tooth coat. Her costume? The blue bird of stolen happiness.
Candis: Halo, wings and horns. Her costume? The fallen angel.
Kathleen: Baggy jeans. Her costume? The new Twiggy of 2014.
Liz: A cape and a whip, along with red boots. Her costume? Either Superwoman or Debbie does Dallas.
Bill, the new HR Manager: No costume necessary. He is outrageous as himself.
Tara: A green outfit, with pimples. Her costume? What else? A pickle.
Kelly: A prom dress, and a sequined purse. Her costume? Honey boo boo.
Annie: So sorry , but Annie is dead to us. Costume: A non friend, on facebook.
Jasmine: 5 inch heels and a mini dress. Costume: Who cares? She looks great.
Pat: (the nice Pat): Cork in mouth: Her costume? An untapped spirit, until 5pm.
And Wolf? She won’t say. That damn Wolf. She is such a drama queen. But whatever her costume, it is bound to be crazy.