Today is so windy that….
I had to make a trip to the grocery store, 5 miles away. I got there without driving my car.
That extra hour of sleep? Not with the house rattling and shaking. I thought for sure, I had a hangover. So I got up at 5am and poured a stiff one. A hair of the dog…
The cat wanted to go out. I told him it was very windy. He didn’t listen. When he got back, his fur was gone.
Instead of vacuuming, I opened the front door. No more dust, but geez, all those leaves.
The umbrella on the patio flew out of its stand. I saw it hovering around the neighborhood. The state police showed up and shot it down. Someone reported a UFO flying overhead.
I heard barking at the back door. It was Toto.
I fell off the toilet, again. Damn that wind.
If life hands you lemons, make lemonade, right? If life hands you a shaking house, make margaritas, without a blender.
It is now 3pm and the winds are still howling. Thankfully, so am I. Cheers everyone! Don’t you just love November?