The holidays:  We search for the perfect gift.

How about a gift that left you speechless?

Someone really put some thought into these.

From my past:

A potato peeler.

Boxed wine.

An adult store gift card.

A chia pet.

Clip on ear rings.

A velvet background wall hanging: Elvis, of course.

3 pairs of bikini panties.

A regifted sweater:  Hey! I gave you that sweater last year.

Brach’s candy.

Fruit cake.

Stolen towels from Harrah’s.

A plastic nativity set.

The best selling books of Bill O’Reilly.

A Kiss album.

And my all time fav?

An invitation from Scott, to get together and tie one on.

 

Wolf

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