Hump day quotes:
I need an intervention.
My pastor cancelled church this week. Mother of God, watch out for me tomorrow.
Hey, crazy cart lady!
Do not, I repeat, do not poke the bear.
Hello? This is the police department calling. (Oh no, now what did I do?)
Give me a double. Make it two.
Go ahead. Say it. Say shut up Pat. Ok. Shut up, Pat!
Gran was prepped for surgery. They decided to postpone it for 2 weeks. Gran got dressed, and guess what? She is going to bingo tonight.
There’s way too much color in that pdf. Ridiculous! And you know what? My son’s coach scheduled a basketball game on Super Bowl Sunday. And, by the way, I could really go for a hot dog.
Hey, baseball, need anything? Yeah, a hot dog.
I need to find a job where I can take my dog to work.
That’s it! No more ordering lunch. My jeans are too tight. Naw, it’s a winter thing. All jeans shrink in the winter.
Speaking of jeans, now that we can wear them this week, I think every day is Friday. @5@%@%5@! It is only hump day!
The bear is now “pokable”….. to a point.
That fragrance? What is it? Someone is smoking pot in here.