Waited for the earthquake this morning. 11:48am.
I was in my car, driving to the grocery/liquor store when a slight quake hit.
I immediately pulled over into a local establishment’s parking lot.
Luckily, it had just opened.
Hurry! A double screw driver please.
What’s the hurry, Chicken Butt?
Don’t ask. Just pour. Pour me., pour me, pour me another.
The bar started shaking, the room was quaking, and I wasn’t faking.
And then, a bolt of lightning flashed out of the South.
I was blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night.
11:49am: News alert: CNN: A rare earthquake occurred in the village of Emmaus PA today at 1148am. Looters stormed the bakery and ate all the buns. No one was hurt, but a local woman was seen wearing a raven’s hat and walking her cat in the vicinity of 2nd street, eating a boston cream doughnut. Her cat was singing “Happy Birthday” to her.
The cat appeared to be normal.