Best quotes of the past week:
Rubbing alcohol kills everything, said, Mr PCG. (pest control guy)
Did you really want another double?
What the hell? That looks like Christi. Who else is that skinny?
I would rather be anywhere, than here, painting.
The American dream: Mom, pie and the baby, home at last.
I am baking cookies, for my wedding.
Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.
Ashley? From Monroe? How wonderful to meet you at last. What? No, I never did work with you, but you are still awesome sauce.
Paige Singerline! Welcome!
Do you need any help? Huh? Oh , no, not that kind of help.
Congratulations, Kimber, on choosing the path to longevity.
Candis? Candis? Do we know someone by that name? She was a low down varmit, who left her goofy friends to fend for themselves. Oh wait. Hey Karissa and the Wizard of Oz! Your new accounts are calling.
Jazmarie, my little goof. I wish you well in your new endeavor. I will miss you, but now I have Stephanie to torture.
In 2 weeks Bob will retire. Hey, Bob, you old goat, we all wish you the best!
Sitting in a meeting. Frank saunters in. Sees me. Says: Oh no, nobody told me the chicken butt would be in this meeting. He quotes Joe somebody or other, who supposedly fixed my electrical circuit. I look perplexed. He finally realizes that it was not me, but MCat who had Joe fix her circuit. He says: I get you two mixed up sometimes. What a hoot.
Can’t wait for next week.
Make it a double, please. On second thought, how about a triple?