A really really big show.
Question number 1: Who said it?
And now a little number from the boys in the band from world war I.
Do you know the answer to question number 2?
Hawaii, Hawaii, Hawaii.
Remember who ? (question number 3)
Can’t we all just get along?
Is the 4th question too easy?
Then how about this one:
Q No. 5:
Where’s the beef?
And on a somber note: number 6:
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Moving on to the 7th question:
To be or not to be….
You know what? I never did answer that one.
Ok, number 8:
Is it better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all?
Come on. I hate those obvious questions.
Will you marry/adopt/support me? In other words, carry my ass?
And finally: the ultimate question, number 10:
Can someone please take me out back and shoot me?
You said what?
Sorry, I meant to say: Are you lonesome tonight? Do you need me tonight? Oops, I meant to say: Feeling alone? Choking on a few chicken bones?
Everybody needs to get stoned.