How now brown cow?
Hey diddle diddle
The cat and the fiddle
The cow jumped over the moon
Why buy a cow when milk is so cheap?
News alert: US beef is banned from China due to mad cow disease.
Bonnie and Clyde: Don’t sell that cow.
I have absolutely no idea where this is going.
I only know that I may have been infected with madness.
I woke up this morning and looked in the mirror.
Who in the hell is that old cow?
Hey, who you calling a cow?
I hate it when my images in the mirror argue.
So, I threw on a black and white outfit
And strolled out to the pasture.
It was there that I realized that I was being milked.
So I threw on my yellow rain coat
Quacking my ass off,
Go ahead. Milk the duck.
From the far rear, I heard a voice
It was Donald Trump.
You can put lipstick on a duck
But it’s still a cow, and who wants a president with that face?
I stood in the pasture, a cow in a duck’s coat with a face that would defy gravity
And smoked a joint.
End of story.
Mary Jane, for president!