I would rather not comment on today.
Ok….. if you insist.
Stock market: Down.
Oil prices: Down.
Mood of most of my coworkers: Down.
Fake bug in E’s cube: Down. (Chewy killed it.)
Number of people at the bar in mid January: Down.
Mercury in retrograde: Uhm. That’s another story.
4 wheel drive in ice: A myth.
Jealousy of those who want my lion hat: on the rise.
New friends I have met wearing that lion hat: priceless.
Number of people who have tried to shoot me wearing that hat: Up.
Deer, on the side of the road, who stopped, at the last moment, after spotting my lion hat: Innumerable.
Double screw drivers after a trying day: No contest.
Seeing double phantom deer in the dark, after several double screwdrivers: Shut up, Pat.
Hanging out on a cold winter’s night, in my Hello Kitty robe, with a talking cat? Oh Wow!