It was tough rising from the ashes this morning.

Chicken Phoenix Butt was minimally functioning at dawn.

2 cats and a husband had invaded the bed, purring, snoring and stretching.

CPB had decided to watch the Donald, Ted and John K, on CNN.

Thankfully, it played over and over again, and CPB was able to catch a glimpse here and there, at 10pm, 1am, 3am and finally at 430am of Anderson Cooper replaying the night’s antics.

A video played of a reporter and a campaign manager.

I have now seen that video 210 times.

I still don’t know what the hell happened.

Donald has decided to hand out nuclear bombs to Japan and S Korea.  He loves retail sales.

Ted is pouting over Donald’s attack on his wife and kids, and is refuting his involvement with bimbos.

John wanted to talk about the issues, but in this day and age, who cares?

It’s much more fun to look at the alleged assaults, nude photos and comparison of wives.

Then Donald delivers a punch:  Women who have abortions should be punished.

And Ted refuses to live up to his promise to support the republican nominee.

John is trying like hell to discuss the issues, but….

The public has decided that the National Enquirer has the real story.

Meanwhile, Hill is still trying to collect $1 from her loyal supporters, while Bernie goes to Rite Aid for another supply of depends.

Hey, he can afford it.

Social Security pays for it.

Ok, so the Chicken Butt is a little out of whack tonight, waiting for the knight in shining armor, to take the reins.

My fellow Americans:

What in the hell is going on?







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