Who would have thought that this old Chicken Butt would still be alive and working on this day, in 2016?
Actually, I don’t feel old.
I feel tired, sometimes.
And my right knee is a little dicey.
If I had to list the top 10 things that I can no longer do, or can barely do, they would be:
- Keeping my mouth shut.
- Acting my age.
- Taking life seriously.
- Not talking to everyone I meet.
- Being self centered.
- Spending my time off being productive.
Yes, all of them apply.
Take today, for example:
Walked into Arby’s:
On the menu: Loaded Italian.
I ordered it.
Got a sandwich.
Am suing Arby’s for false advertising.
I must admit, however, that some people may be offended by my behavior.
Today: Phone rings:
I answer, and hear:
“Hey Poopy pants, can I ask you a question?”
I get no respect.
But I answered the question.
I say, “Thanks for calling, Poopy doopy.”
What a fabulous job/life I lead.
In summary, on this evening, 6/16/16, my wish for all of those reading this ridiculous blog:
Have a great night, poopies!