Why would you even consider reading this nonsense?
I am a lone wolf in the banana world.
Ok, let me rephrase: I am not really fond of bananas, so I feed them to the wolves, and to the alligators.
And I have been reprimanded by the wild life people who say that I am the reason that alligators are a menace to society.
Ok, so I have fed the geese, in the parking lot.
I have fed the ducks, in New Jersey.
I have fed the wild animals in my workplace who love candy.
And I am curious about the dinosaurs, who shrunk the hell down to the size of a croc and alli.
I have been to Florida, but I have never been to Spain.
Sorry, wrong song.
I saw lizards and pink elephants and other creatures, after a 3 day binge.
I love to feed the masses, with one fish.
Ooops, that was JC.
I tend to exaggerate, but only since visiting NYC.
I am really fed up with the robins who are sitting on my car, looking in the mirror and pooping up a storm.
Yes, I have psoriasis.
It is disgusting, so I chill a couple of 6 packs of beer and hang out in the sun on my deck.
So far, the results have been dismal.
And if you really want to hear what is bothering me, I have a dental apt on Monday, for 3 hours.
Can someone please do me a favor and take me out back and shoot me?
My doctor called again.
She gives me no respect.
Get the hell in here. You are overdue.
Hey! Knock it off.
I am an aging chicken butt with serious emotional issues and an escalating drinking problem.
Let me just say this about that:
I did not buy any bananas today.
Ok, I admit it.
I hate bananas.
Bland beyond belief.
Tonight, when the sun goes down, I have no idea what I will be doing.
So, for anyone crazy enough to read this blog, have a lovely weekend.