It’s time to destroy the enemy.
Armed with my zapper and a beer, out to the deck I went.
Come on, yellow jackets, flies and skeeters.
I am ready.
Waited, patiently, for 2 hours.
As soon as one of the critters would fly by, I pushed the zap button, enticing them to fly in harm’s way.
One yellow jacket.
He flew into the zapper, not once but three times, before he was history.
4 beers later, I am still waiting.
Do you know what it is like to be sitting on a hot deck, with a zapper, on a Sunday, waiting for an insect to show up?
Let me tell you: If I did not have the zapper, they would be all over me.
Who says these insects aren’t smart?
Just like the birds.
I see them flying around, enjoying themselves, singing, chirping and soaring, laughing at me attempts to destroy Mother Nature’s pests.
Ok. Enough said.
I only got one yellow jacket.
I am hot, sunburned and half in the bag.
I think I like this zapper.
I am becoming passionate about it.
Who cares if I zap anything?
It’s a gorgeous summer day.
It gets me outside.
Oh yeah, and then there are the beers.