Oh what a difference a day off can make.
It’s what? 930am?
You want breakfast?
Let’s have soft boiled eggs and toast with peanut butter.
Want a peach?
Or a slice of apple pie?
How about a movie?
Let me whip up some veggie and beef soup.
No, I didn’t get dressed.
Feeling a tad bit tired.
How about a nap?
I have the munchies.
Tortilla chips and cheese with hot peppers?
I need to sit on the deck and have a few beers.
Just think at what I did not accomplish today.
And it felt so good.
You want a chicken sandwich?
Sorry, we ran out of bread.
And guess what?
I aint going to the store tonight.
You can have the sandwich on a whole wheat hamburger roll.
Hey, there is a hurricane on the horizon.
And we have no bread.
Let’s go on a low carb diet.
Geez. Now I have to go out tomorrow.
Just as I was adjusting to my new life style.
Good thing I am not retired yet.
I would be a facsimile of the Good Year Blimp in less than a month.
Oh boy, 2 more days off.
I can’t wait.
Who needs the Jersey shore when I can stay home and be a beached whale?