Day number 1, of my 13 day vacation.
Woke up several times to a petite pitter patter during the night.
It was Puff Daddy, Jim’s favorite cat.
The cat who had nothing but disdain for me.
Yup, sleeping next to me.
It was such a delightful event, that I stayed in bed until almost 9am.
Then I realized:
The Oh Wow Cat has been out all night.
After feeding the two felines, I remembered that today is the trash pick up day.
I am not dressed: have on a “hello kitty” robe and pjs and have to scurry down the driveway before the truck arrives.
It was then that I remembered: Today is your annual physical, you idiot.
Nurse Kim greeted me.
Let me rephrase.
Nurse Kim was as cordial as an ice burg.
A few hours later, I managed to get a few smiles out of her.
It was when she asked if I wanted a mammogram or a colonoscopy.
I just laughed.
And so did she.
Doc Elliot was much more accommodating.
I think he was happy to get rid of me.
When I left the medical building, it was on to the eye doctor.
Such an ordeal.
2 hours discussing my eye balls.
At 5pm I emerged from the last appointment of the day, after studying photos of my eye on a computer.
Geez. Can I just have some glasses that will allow me to see?
And then the painful ordeal with deciding what the hell insurance would/would not pay for exam and the glasses.
$1200? Great. Here. Get me the hell out of here.
I stopped to pick up Kettle Corn and chocolate peeps.
Oh yeah, and chocolate covered Santa Clauses.
Tomorrow is day number 2 of this fabulous vacation.
Let’s hope it is a doozy.