Let’s talk about resolutions.
A new year is on the horizon.
My top ten:
- Try to limit being an asshole to 50% of my time.
- Use coupons when buying wine.
- Pass the bar, at least one night a week.
- Learn how to text.
- Quit buying obnoxious hats.
- Stop wearing obnoxious hats.
- No more than 8 meals a day for the cats.
- Try to blog when sober.
- Eat a balanced breakfast instead of OJ and vodka.
- Cancel the previous nine resolutions. I am too old to change.