Let’s talk about resolutions.

A new year is on the horizon.

My top ten:

  1.  Try to limit being an asshole to 50% of my time.
  2. Use coupons when buying wine.
  3. Pass the bar, at least one night a week.
  4. Learn how to text.
  5. Quit buying obnoxious hats.
  6. Stop wearing obnoxious hats.
  7. No more than 8 meals a day for the cats.
  8. Try to blog when sober.
  9. Eat a balanced breakfast instead of OJ and vodka.
  10. Cancel the previous nine resolutions.  I am too old to change.

Wolf

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