An everyday play:
Enter the drama queen:
To the left:
“Who listens to a bloated cat, who blossomed up to 50 pounds, after frenzy eating for 14 years?”
The mantra continues: “Oh Wow! Oh Wow! Oh Wowowowowowoo”.
To the right:
“I am a teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, and by the way, I happen to be the world’s best cat.”
The Chicken Butt, after a day of trying to understand what the hell is going on:
“Hey kids! I have adopted you idiots, right or wrong, and now? You are asking me to decide who is the cat’s meow?”
“Let me say this about that: It doesn’t matter, not to me. Puff? You are incredibly cute, and Oh Wow? You are a frightfully huge cat. But it’s ok. The three of us will survive, as long as we stick together.”
Life is short.
Let’s decide on what it is that makes us happy.
Breakfasts, fresh water and treats, sprinkled with hours of warm retreats, and naps.
It’s a wrap.
In my next life?
Move over PD and OW.