Saturday stands for:
S: Sleeping in, until one feels like getting up. For me? 930a.
A: Asshole-ism: Had to venture to the bar to irritate and torture the neighborhood gang.
T: Totally out of control, once again.
U: Uranus. Yes, Uranus. What kind of name is that, anyway for a planet?
R: Ready for what ever comes my way. Well, almost. Then there was Patti.
D: Drinking doubles. A family tradition. Every Saturday, for breakfast.
A: Audaciousness: Is that a word? If so, it describes my behavior as the day progressed.
Y: Why not?
It was a very good day: Saturday. For a bum like me.