Have you ever done some of these stupid things?

  1.  Left stuff in your jeans’ pockets when you threw them in the washing machine?
  2. Sent an incriminating email to the wrong person?
  3. Put a cat door in your basement and find a number of critters using it?
  4. Bought exercise equipment and wonder why?
  5. Go on a diet, get so hungry, eat like a wild woman, and gain weight?
  6. Buy a bottle of wine, try to open it, break the cork screw, find a screw driver and hack the damn thing off?
  7. Say “No more pets”, and a stray kitten shows up?  And guess what?  Need I say more?
  8. Go on a week’s vacation and come back to work, more tired than ever?
  9. Make your lunch in the morning, and when lunch time rolls around, look at that mess and order out?
  10. Act like an idiot?  Wait.  Let’s face it.  That’s no act.

Wolf

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