Have you ever done some of these stupid things?
- Left stuff in your jeans’ pockets when you threw them in the washing machine?
- Sent an incriminating email to the wrong person?
- Put a cat door in your basement and find a number of critters using it?
- Bought exercise equipment and wonder why?
- Go on a diet, get so hungry, eat like a wild woman, and gain weight?
- Buy a bottle of wine, try to open it, break the cork screw, find a screw driver and hack the damn thing off?
- Say “No more pets”, and a stray kitten shows up? And guess what? Need I say more?
- Go on a week’s vacation and come back to work, more tired than ever?
- Make your lunch in the morning, and when lunch time rolls around, look at that mess and order out?
- Act like an idiot? Wait. Let’s face it. That’s no act.