Hello, hello, hello: is there anyone out there?
Not hearing a reply, I ate 420 cashews.
Can you believe that my thirst is insatiable?
As I slink around the area, searching for a watering hole, I stumble upon a bar.
Yes, Tom Selleck is there.
He has a wife.
He buys me a drink.
Yes, he wants me.
Let me tell you about me.
I am a young, gorgeous, and bat shit crazy.
Ok, I lied.
The young and gorgeous stuff? BS
I vow to change my life style.
The next day?
Don’t count on it.
I am on a mission.
The Chicken Butt is turning over a new butt.
Look for me at the Allentown library, the United Nations and the white house.
Well, ok, if all else fails, see you at the bar.
If not, I will be a drone.
And I will zap all the flies in my path.
I will miss you.
Hope you all have a wonderful life!