Fitting, on this Halloween night, that vultures were flying over a truck on the interstate.
Inside the truck ?
The notorious man of the hour: The infamous shower guy. ( no relation to the cable guy)
He revealed today, under the influence of 2 beers, that he had removed the metal cover to the drain, prior to his fall from grace.
When he fell, it was like a scene from Psycho: blood everywhere.
He looked around for a crazed woman in a shower cap and shawl, with a knife, but finally realized the folly of his ways.
His foot had caught on the unprotected drain. Tsk tsk.
Such poor judgment, for an ex Bell Labs scientist.
Moving right along, vultures have been following him since the “accident”.
One of them came inside the bar tonight, disguised as a mad hatter, or Don King, or a were wolf.
He called himself a drama queen, and ordered a sandwich to go.
Quite a scary Halloween, indeed.
I think I heard the shower guy say he was going home to take a ….yes, you got it…. a shower.
Fearing for my life… ok, for my sanity, I packed up my vape and followed the vultures to my exit.
As I was leaving, Raggedy Ann and the flapper waved goodbye.
Thank goodness I am home now, and can watch something normal on TV.
The Shining is on….