“All right. I know you are getting tired of my trip stories, so this is it, my last story. GG drove me over to Duluth, and up to my sister’s house. I insisted she come in. My sis Gabby and her husband Mike were waiting for me. They had been waiting for 2 weeks, and were surprised that I had made it. They were sure I must have croaked on the way to Minnesota. I insisted GG come in to meet them. She took one look at Mike and said, “Hey Mike, Hon, how the heck are you ? I have not seen you lately.” Mike was all flushed and perspiring and said, “Gee, I don’t think I know you. You must have me confused with someone else.” GG said, “I had been hoping to run into you. You left your wallet at the motel the other night” Well, Gabby put two and two together and ordered Mike and GG out of the house. She was wild. I sure as hell didn’t want to stay there, so I jumped back in GG’s taxi and left Mike standing out in the cold.”
“You have got to be kidding.”
“GG drove me to the airport and I got a ticket back to Pennsylvania. The plane stopped in Detroit and I went to the bar to have a few snorts and guess who I ran into? The German tourists. They welcomed me like old friends and were chatting up a storm, in German, of course, and I couldn’t understand a word of what they were saying. My plane was ready to board, so once again, I said, Ich Ben Ein Berliner, and took off. And here I am.”
“Wolf, you better stay put for awhile. You create chaos wherever you go.”
“Yea, yea yea. Don’t worry, I have no plans to go anywhere, at least not until spring.”
“Then what?”
“GG wants me to come up to Wisconsin to go to a some kind of a drag race or drag something.”
“Oh my God!”
Wolf