“What did you think of the Thanksgiving parade, Wolf?”
“Too much singing. What happened to a good old fashioned parade with bands and floats and horses? Parades are not what they used to be.”
“Did you enjoy your dinner?”
“I ate too much. I said I was not going to eat like a wild idiot, but I did. Preparing the meal: 6 hours. Eating time: 20 minutes. And then there were the dishes.”
“There were a lot of good movies on TV yesterday. Did you watch any?”
“Yeah. A real American family story, The God Father. On the most traditional family holiday of the year, I watched the God Father.”
“Did you get up early to go shopping on Black Friday?”
“Yeah. I stayed in my pjs and shopped on line. I was up at the crack of dawn, warm and toasty, sipping coffee and looking at all the bargains. No lines, no fighting, no crowds. My kind of black Friday.”
“Did you think about work this week while you were on vacation?”
“After all these years of working, Minnie, when I am on vacation, I have learned to let it go. I will be back next week, and most likely, nothing has changed.”
“Did you do anything exciting this week?”
“No.”
“What kind of vacation is that?”
“The best kind.”
Wolf