I think I need to schedule an appointment with my doctor.
My problem is becoming an obsession.
It is a growing concern.
I have a goose problem.
No, I don’t have any geese.
It’s worse than that.
And it isn’t because a goose chased me when I got out of my car, hissing and squawking as I tried to fend him off with an umbrella.
Actually, I like the way Mom and Pop goose are faithful companions for life, and are wonderful parents.
When the babies are born, they are the cutest little geese (or is it goslings), as they waddle in formation, creating traffic jams.
I believe my problem stems from the unfiltered behavior that has creeped into my life.
I goose people.
And not just people I know.
My hand just hovers around the target, and goes wild.
The victims usually say the same thing: “You goosed me!”
No %@#%@#%.
I can’t leave a gathering until I have fulfilled my feathery fetish.
Until I see the Doc, I am wearing mittens, so my hand is severely limited in the art of goosing.
I wonder if there is an AGA: Anonymous Goose Association: “ Hello, my name is Chicken Butt and I goose people.”
The best part about my irresistible urge is that I like it.
You know what they say: “Find your passion and go for it’.
I am cancelling my Dr Appointment.
Wolf