It was an early morning yesterday
I was up before the dawn (supertramp)
In reality, it was this morning.
230am.
After playing a few computer games, the clock was ticking.
420am.
My favorite time of the day.
Waste Management pickup is in a few hours.
Better not risk oversleeping.
I stayed up, strolled down the driveway, an old bag, half dressed, carrying 2 bags and 3 boxes.
I like my Wednesday morning routine.
Those that know me, realize that bag carrying exhausts me.
To ease my pain and suffering, it is time to head out for Wednesday breakfast at Cracker Barrel.
Eggs in a basket was my fav.
(There are many names for the dish, including “bullseye eggs”, “eggs in a frame”, “egg in a hole”, “eggs in a nest”, “gashouse eggs”, “gashouse special”, “gasthaus eggs”, “hole in one”, “one-eyed Jack”, “one-eyed Pete”, “pirate’s eye”, and “popeye”.[6
It is no longer on the menu.
Too much prep time.
Really?
I order toast, with 2 eggs on top, hash brown casserole, bacon and grits.
Same damn thing as eggs in a basket, without the hole.
Have I mentioned lately?
I am a genius at work arounds.
I ate too much and turned into a blimp.
As I waddled out of the restaurant, I am reminded of a remark that was made about my fat ass:
Feeling drained from lack of sleep and excessive eating, it is time for me to chalk up another productive day.
After a snack of popcorn and m&ms.
Xoxoooxoxox
Wolf