“Hey, you go back to work tomorrow.”
“Yup.”
“Are you looking forward to it, Wolf?”
“Get over here, Minnie. I want to beat the @5@@%@ out of you.”
“Look on the bright side of things. At least you will get dressed. I am getting tired of seeing you in that hello kitty robe.”
“If you must know, I am totally prepared to go back to work. I even packed my lunch.”
“Oh? Like what?”
“A can of Campbell’s creamy chicken alfredo.”
“I know you won’t eat it. You will check with the girls and ask the age old question: ‘Anyone going out for lunch?'”
“And my car is cleaned off of the snow and ice, so I am ready to roll.”
“I saw you out there trying to get that ice burg off the top. How did you finally manage that?”
“As you know, after shopping, I always stop for a few beverages. Well, I jumped in the car, heard a rumble and my windshield was covered with ice and snow. I was half in the bag, so I thought I was in the middle of a blizzard. My 4 wheel drive kicked in, but the damn wipers were shot.”
“Oh for crazy!”
“You don’t know what it’s like to be in a blizzard on a sunny day.”
“It is supposed to be a little warmer tomorrow, so you can skip those crazy hats of yours.”
“No way. I have the bi-polar bear hat, the perky penguin hat and the reindeer hat already packed, along with that dumb can of Campbell’s alfredo.”
“I’m impressed. Sounds like you are raring to go.”
“Actually, I can’t wait to work the next 2 weeks.”
“Wow! What’s up with that?”
“Vacation Minnie. I have another vacation in 2 weeks. Go ahead. Make my day. Ask me if I am prepared for that.”
Wolf