Doctor Appointment today.
Only a year and a half late.
The last 2 appointments were cancelled due to the lovely winter weather.
This time I missed the snow by one day.
5 more inches yesterday.
I wasn’t sure if I could get out of the driveway, even after it was plowed: the snow banks are enormous, with a narrow strip of blacktop down the middle.
It was a real hoot trying to get turned around.
The camera in the car was showing me where to back up.
Well, I have to admit, I don’t understand that camera.
I was up on one mini mountain after another.
When I finally broke free, I was on my way to the dreaded appointment.
I must be getting really old: I can’t handle anything that interferes with my ridiculous schedule, of doing whatever I feel like doing, and taking my sweet time to do it.
Bottom line: It went pretty well.
Question: How would you rate your health, Excellent, good, fair or poor?
My answer: is there a category above excellent?
No.
Ok, next: How many drinks do you have in a week?
A week?
Oh boy. That’s a good one. If there is a snow storm, none.
If not, well, let’s just say, I get too tipsy to remember how many I have had.
Are you saying you have memory problems?
I can’t remember.
Finally, do you need help doing normal things like shopping, cleaning, bathing, etc?
Why? Do you do windows?
That was the nurse.
Next the doctor.
I schmoozed him right out of his socks, telling him what a well run office he had and then went on to praise the vaccine and all that jazz.
I think he forget why I was there, so I told him I had not had breakfast, in case I needed to have a blood test.
That seemed to perk up the old boy, and he prepared the paper work for me to visit the lab.
Whew!
I aced that one.
Next, the lab:
What’s your name, who’s your daddy? That kind of questioning.
I sat in the big chair, meant for the queen that I am, and my blood ran freely.
I mean freely.
I was told I could leave, but I had to mention that blood was running down my arm and on my shirt.
Well, back to the throne,
Another bandage applied, and I was done.
Should I go to the café for breakfast, with a bloody shirt?
Hell yes.
It was delicious: raisin French toast and bacon.
Then I remember what the doctor said when I was leaving: Don’t forget to eat lots of fruit and veggies, to make sure your cholesterol goes down.
I blew that, within 10 minutes of leaving the office.
I love it when I leave the doctor’s office. It reminds me of how I used to feel after going to confession: Relieved, yet guilty.
I am the world’s worst patient.
Have a wonderful day!!
Wolf