“I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner.”
“You are a weiner, Wolf. You have a weenie head brain, and your dysfunctional brain is weenied beyond control.”
“Start spreading the news. New York New York!”
“I see that your Monday was not what you anticipated. You are off on some offbeat tangent again.”
“My weenie got obliterated, Minnie. I was out in space, like a rocket man, burning out my fuse out there alone.”
“What the hell happened?”
“It started out as a normal Monday, I was demure, floating on a cloud, and totally in control Then it began slip sliding away.”
“At what point?”
“Oh, not until 8:10 or so. It was downhill from there. And the slide was steep, hazardous and fatal. At 5 o’clock, my weenie was fried.”
“So your weenie died?”
“Death is like that Minnie, a slow downward spiral, a loss of youth and expectations, the last dance, the final blow.”
“So who killed your weenie?”
“Customers. They dipped my weenie in ranch dressing, and ate it for lunch.”
“That must have been painful.”
“Yeah. Now I have to go to work tomorrow, with no weenie.”
“Geez, how are you going to deal with the challenges of tomorrow, weenieless?”
“Have no fear, Minnie. I resolve to fight the battles with the beasts, with the help from my friends. Don’t stop believing!”
“Wait. An aging weenieless woman? How will help from your friends get you through the day?”
“Friend? Don’t take her, she’s all I’ve got.”
“Please! No country western b.s. Are you shameless?”
“Yes. I love a rainy night, I am no stranger to the rain, and rainy days and Tuesdays always get me down.”
“Hey, not Tuesdays. It’s Mondays that get you down.”
“That it is, Minnie. And for another week, Monday has left the building,”
“Are you looking forward to tomorrow, Wolf?”
“Yes, I am taking the long way home. They say the neon lights are brighter on broadway.”
“But what if it rains?”
“The sun will come out tomorrow. I will see birds of blue, red roses too.”
“But… but… your weenie?”
“Oh that damn weenie, nothing but a pin ball wizard, a shooting star. Don’t worry, Minnie. I never fear the reefer.”
Wolf