“Short work week coming up, eh, Wolf?”
“Not short enough.”
“Then go ahead, work on Thursday, you ungrateful dip.”
“I would rather have Friday off. I mean, who takes a Thursday off and then works Friday?”
“Ask for it off.”
“I can’t. It’s fully loaded.”
“Loaded? With what?”
“It’s taken. Not available. The maximum number of vacation days have been used. So, the rest of us dummies will be working.”
“Look on the bright side. You will have 2 Mondays this week, and 2 Fridays.”
“It really pisses me off that the holiday had to be on Ladies Night. The pub will be closed. Now I will have to make up for it the other 4 nights this week.”
“What a hardship that will be.”
“Zip it Minnie. You know the pub depends on my business.”
“Oh for crazy.”
“I really should move to Ireland. I bet the pubs there never close.”
“Settle down. Shake it off. Hey! Isn’t Thursday your birthday?”
“No.”
“It is too.”
“Nope. I lied about my birthday.”
“So when is it?”
“April 20th.”
“What the hell? You can’t arbitrarily change your birthdate.”
“Oh yeah? I didn’t arbitrarily change anything. 4-20 came along and I was reborn.”
“Well, sorry, I missed your rebirth.”
“It’s ok, Minnie. I didn’t.”
Wolf