Commonly used phrases: What the heck do they really mean?
What’s happening? Uhm…. life?
Did you have a nice….. vacation/weekend/holiday? Like you really want to hear about it?
I am sicker than a dog. Dog? Whose dog? Mine? My dog is healthy as a horse.
Not for nothing, but….. Huh?
Do you think the rain will hurt the rhubarb? I hope so. I don’t like rhubarb.
If you need anything, call me. Are you kidding? Anything?
Just saying. Yeah, I heard you.
My bad. Oh how profound.
Have you lost weight? You look thinner. No. I am just less fat.
Want to stop for a drink after work? A drink? Who has one drink after work?
Wait. I am not finished. Let me get to my point. Just hurry the #5@5@#@% up, blabber mouth.
What a great pot luck. What did you make? Uhmm, chips.
You ready for Christmas? I hate guilt trips.
Are you sick? You sound terrible. Yeah, I am sicker than a dog.
Your phone is ringing. Geez, thanks for noticing. Now get the hell back to work
Are you ok? You have been so quiet lately. No, I died a few days ago.
Can you hold please? What if I said no? Would you hold it against me?
Do these jeans make my butt look big? Yes.