How are we going to survive?
2 or3 inches on its way.
Really?
Is this a major event?
Rather than dwell on the impending disaster, the bar crowd braved the elements, gathered around our safe haven, and got hammered.
We shared our secrets, updated our living wills, and ordered our last meal.
Tragic news: Trivia was cancelled due to the freakish forecast.
Weather alert: Don’t go out tonight, it’s about to take your life, there’s a bad moon on the rise.
Wee Willie Winkie hightailed it home before the blizzard, Mark had 3 beers instead of his usual 2, Dustin mentioned that we are only getting a “dusting”, Sharon and Bob kissed everyone in sight, the bar ran out of wine so Sam had to leave, Gina and Glenn wished that they had purchased the house in balmy West Virginia, and I? Well, I shocked everyone when I abandoned my introverted act and turned into the asshole that I really am.
When it was time to leave, I drove slowly over the treacherous roads, arriving safely, after a harrowing experience.
In retrospect.