On my way to Dunkin.
Geez! Where are all the cars?
Ordered coffee and a donut.
“We have no donuts.”
“You’re kidding, right?”
“No”
“Ok, so were the cops here or what? Did they eat all of them?
No response.
“What do you have that is sweet?”
“We have muffins.”
“OK, blueberry, please.”
“We don’t have any blueberry.”
“What do you have?”
“We have one muffin, and it is chocolate chip.”
“I don’t like those, so forgettabout it.”
“So you want the coffee?”
“No, not without a donut.”
“We are out of donuts.”
“OK, so I will take the chocolate chip muffin.”
“Too late. It’s gone.”
“So am I.”
True story.
Xoxooxxoo
Wolf