Truisms

Truth?

Everyone has 3 loves in their lives:  The 3rd is your true love.

Is there anything better than tomatoes from the garden?

If you shampoo your carpet, the cat will puke on it, the very next day.

Dryers always eat socks.

The older we get, time flies faster.

Ever hear your voice on a recording, and think, “Is that really how I sound?”

Eat a big dinner and the next morning, you are hungry as a bear.

Most “other” people are lousy drivers.

You can’t eat just one cashew.

You can be friends, even with those idiots who have different political views.

If something strikes you as hilarious, and you try to suppress your laughter, you will fill up with laughing gas, and explode.

Knowing that you are the town drunk, it is possible to turn over a new leaf and behave.

 

I for one, believe all these things, except for the last one.

 

Wolf