For a Monday, it lived up to its reputation.
315am: Woke up from a nightmare.
I was at Donald Trump’s apartment.
We were drinking beer.
We ran out.
I had to run out and get vodka.
Then his wife walked in.
20 or 30 more people showed up and Donald led them to the basement.
Geez.
I am stuck with Mrs. Donald, and her mother.
We were doing crossword puzzles, the 3 of us, when I woke up.
Should I or shouldn’t I get up and make coffee?
Half Pint appeared at my side.
Oh Wow!
I got up.
At 7am, took off for work.
Geez, it is really cold and windy.
Frost?
What the hell?
It’s Mid May.
Had a busy morning, looking forward to our monthly pot luck.
Oh boy.
The queen lost her crown.
Off to an emergency dental appointment.
When all was said and done, I am on a liquid diet.
Do NOT eat anything anywhere near that crown,
It is hanging in there reluctantly.
Only eat what you can on a fork or a spoon.
Get the fork out.
Multiple dental appointments now on my schedule.
You know, my least favorite place to visit is the dentist, followed closely by the tax place.
So, at this age, isn’t it expected that teeth will wear out, just like everything else?
Shoot.
Now I have to eat oatmeal and apple sauce and jello to protect that damn tooth.
I asked the dentist to take me out back and shoot me, but she said her patients will have their teeth until they are 90.
Geez. I am not sure I want to live until 90.
Until, that is, I stopped to congratulate Kelly on her upcoming wedding, and toasted to her future.
You know what?
This liquid diet is awesome.
Happy Monday: An oxymoron.
I love having my ox gored, while I picked up my crown from the floor at the pot luck.
And yes, turned into a moron.
Monday, Monday,
Every other day, every other day
Every other day of the week is fine, yeah
But whenever Monday comes, but whenever Monday comes
-you can find me cryin´ all of the time
Hehehe.
In my beer.
xoxoxooxoxoxxo
Wolf